Senators
versus
Gridlockers
Score
After
Nine
Innings:
Gridlockers
13,
Senators
-
13
Tenth
Inning:
Needing
extra
innings
to
“get
the
job
done”
wasn't
something
the
Senators
had planned
on.
The
Gridlockers
didn’t
mind,
because
delays
and
wasted
time
were
skills
they
spent
years
perfecting.
Meanwhile
the
naysayers
hooted
and
hollered
about
the
special
session
with
shouts
of
“I
told
you
so.”
The
only
consolation
the
Senators
could
find
was
that
Gov.
Mark
Dayton
promised
the
chief
umpire
(President
of
the
Senate)
Michelle
Fischbach
(R-Paynesville)
that
there
would
be
no
delay
in
starting
the
10th
inning.
So
at
12:01
am
on
Tuesday
morning,
May
23,
chief
umpire
Fischbach
barked,
“batter
up,”
and
the
Gridlockers
came
to
the
plate.
Emotions
ran
high
and
the
tension
was
palpable.
Negotiations
in
the
final
days
of
the
regular
session
laid
some
groundwork
for
the
hard-hitting
discussions
that
would
be
necessary
to
solve
the
stalemate.
The
Senators’
leader,
Paul
Gazelka
(R-Nisswa)
was
in
no
mood
for
fooling
around,
and
sent
knowledgeable
and
capable
Julie
Rosen
(R-Vernon
Center)
to
the
mound.
She
devoted
immense
time
and
energy
to
remedying
financial
pitfalls
associated
with
public
retirement
programs
and
struck
out
the
first
batter
on
three
pitches.
Gazelka
then
called
on
Mary
Kiffmeyer
(R-Big
Lake),
a
crafty
relief
pitcher
who
carried
the
State
Government
finance
bill
over
the
finish
line,
to
face
the
next
batter.
A
few
curveballs
later
she
had
recorded
an
efficient
strike
out.
The
tender-hearted
Jim
Abeler
(R-Anoka),
chair
of
the
Human
Services
Reform
committee
and
widely
regarded
as
a
champion
of
the
disenfranchised,
was
tapped
to
face
the
Gridlockers’
next
batter,
Seamy
Plod,
and
Abeler
tantalized
him
with
surprising
off-speed
pitches
that
resulted
in
a
weak
pop-up
to
the
catcher,
Gary
Dahms
(R-Redwood
Falls).
The
Gridlockers
were
done
in
the
tenth.
The
Senators
hustled
to
the
dugout
knowing
exactly
what
needed
to
be
done
they
had
to
strike
fast
and
hard.
That
is
exactly
what
they
did.
Carla
Nelson
(R-Rochester)
stepped
to
the
plate
and
slapped
a
solid
single
to
right
field
with
an
expansive
K
-
12
budget
bill
which
promised
nearly
$19
billion
in
the
next
biennium.
Michelle
Benson
(R-Ham
Lake)
then
hit
a
line
drive
single
to
center
field
(delivering
$14
billion
on
behalf
of
Health
and
Human
Services)
advancing
Nelson
to
second
base.
The
excitement
at
Capitol
Stadium
mounted
as
budget
bills
were
systematically
passed
-
many
of
them
with
strong
bipartisan
support.
Finally,
David
Senjem
(R-Rochester),
knowing
his
billion
dollar
bonding
bill
had
passed
nearly
unanimously,
strode
to
the
plate
and
ripped
the
first
pitch
into
the
right
field
alley,
scoring
his
Rochester
compatriot,
Carla
Nelson,
from
second!
There
would
be
no
government
shutdown
the
Senators
had
won,
14
13,
by
demonstrating
the
ability
to
govern
using
the
tools
of
teamwork,
savvy
“inside
baseball,”
and
respect
for
the
governor’s
office.
A
collective
sigh
of
relief
came
from
both
sides
of
the
aisle
and
pleasant
farewells
were
shared.
But
suddenly
any
feelings
of
comradery
disappeared!
Despite
signing
all
the
budget
bills,
Gov.
Dayton
announced
that
he
was
protesting
the
outcome
by
vetoing
the
funds
necessary
for
financing
Senate
operations.
Senate
leaders
tried
to
reassure
the
fans
that
the
governor’s
tactic
would
be
for
naught.
After
all,
how
could
a
governor
simply
line-item
veto
the
Senators
right
out
of
business?
Only
time
would
tell.
And
so
it
was
that
the
2017
session
ended
in
angst
and
acrimony.
The
Senators
packed
their
briefcases
and
returned
to
their
home
districts.
The
game
was
under
protest,
and
though
there
would
be
no
government
shutdown,
uncertainty
ruled
the
day.
Despite
broad
consensus
among
the
fans
that
all
three
branches
of
government
executive,
legislative,
and
judicial
required
autonomy
from
one
another
regarding
ongoing
functions,
the
fact
of
the
matter
was
that
the
Senators
no
longer
had
access
to
the
dollars
they
needed
to
pay
the
bills.
The
announcer,
Scott
Jensen
(R-Chaska),
shook
his
head
in
resignation,
packed
his
treasure
chest
of
potato
chips
and
Oreos
into
a
backpack,
and
mumbled
a
few
last
words
to
his
assistant,
Bailey:
“You
can’t
make
this
stuff
up,”
he
said
and
drove
off
into
the
sunset.
He
was
last
seen
heading
toward
Carver
County,
a
place
he
regarded
as
one
of
God’s
best
creations.
Final
Score:
Senators
14,
Gridlockers
-
13
Proud
to
be
representing
Senate
District
47,
Senator
Scott
Jensen
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