Senators versus Gridlockers 

8th Inning Score
Senators 12
Gridlockers 11 

NINTH INNING

It all boils down to the ninth-inning. The work of the preceding many months set the stage for the critical final showdown.

As the session moved into the last two weeks, the 'freshman twelve' senators on the Republican side of the aisle composed a short video exhorting the governor and legislative leaders to stop drawing lines in the sand but instead focus on getting the work done so extra innings could be avoided. 

The Senators are in a must-win situation. Time is of the essence and fans are counting on them to pull out a win. But with everything on the line, Gridlockers switched up their game plan, forcing the Senators into a long-winded “hurry up and wait” marathon. The Gridlockers asserted themselves with renewed vigor. They delayed, quibbled, gossiped, and schemed.  Meanwhile, the Senators were slow-footed on defense and made miscues that could have been avoided.  Multiple pitchers threw curveballs when fastballs would have been more effective.  Fielders missed cut off throws and the Gridlockers quickly scored a pair of runs.   

The Capitol (Stadium) was in a state of disarray as labor union protestors, faith group demonstrators, and immigration advocates swarmed throughout the concourses.  Sit-ins were staged in the governor's office and committee meetings were interrupted with impromptu parades of activists. Heated debates about job protection for teachers, drivers’ licenses for undocumented immigrants, and tax cuts for seniors dominated the scene.  Professional demonstrators showed up for work not even knowing what issue they would be involved with that day.  Throngs of people roamed the Capitol halls in the wee hours of the morning while passionate legislators quarreled.  Meanwhile, Governor Dayton was not seen in public for days. He vetoed every one of the budget bills sent to him.  Months and months of hard work and relationship-building unraveled quickly. 

Leader Gazelka (R-Nisswa) was called to the mound to calm the waters.  He struck out Seamy Plod to retire the side, but the Gridlockers had taken the lead 13 to 12.  

The fans were restless...and the Senators were getting desperate.  

The bottom of the ninth brought Eric Pratt (R-Prior Lake) to the plate. With two outs, the Senators were in a tough position.  Pratt presented the Real ID bill for the second time, and this time his efforts met with great success. With bipartisan cheers, he slammed a curveball into the left field second deck to tie the score at 13 apiece, hopefully a lucky number for the Senators.  The next batter hit a weak pop up to the third baseman, and a special session became a reality.  An extra inning would start at 12: 01 am.  How long it would last was anybody’s guess.  

9th Inning Score
Senators 13
Gridlockers 13

Glad to be doing the play-by-play,

Senator Scott Jensen

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